"When you take risks, you learn that there will be times when you succeed, and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important."

— Ellen DeGeneres

"Just Go Up To Somebody On The Street And Say "You'Re It!" And Then Run Away."

— Ellen DeGeneres

"People Always Ask Me, 'Were You Funny As A Child?' Well, No, I Was An Accountant."

— Ellen DeGeneres

"Nothing Says Holidays, Like A Cheese Log."

— Ellen DeGeneres