"I Feel The Same Way About Disco As I Do About Herpes."

— Hunter S. Thompson

"Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride."

— Hunter S. Thompson

"When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro."

— Hunter S. Thompson

"If You'Re Going To Be Crazy, You Have To Get Paid For It Or Else You'Re Going To Be Locked Up."

— Hunter S. Thompson